So a grandma was arrested by the police for shoplifting. when she and her husband are in court, the judge asks the old woman: "what did you steal?"
The grandma answers: "a bag of peaches".
The judges goes: "how many peaches were in that bag?".
The woman says: "6 pieces, your honor."
so the judge thinks for a few seconds and tells the old woman: "so, you're going to jail for 6 days... 1 day for each peach"
The old grandpa interrupts: "may i say something quite important that might change your judgment?"
"go ahead, sir" the judge says.
the grandpa goes: "she also stole a pack of peas."
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